WILMINGTON, DE – His head collapsed into his hands as Hubert Rockston sobbed uselessly. Around lunch time today, he had the most amazingly witty thought. “I was just waiting in line at Chipotle when it came to me. I don’t remember a single thing about what I was thinking; just that it was brilliant.” However, in an unbelievable twist of fate, Hubert had left his phone back at the office, rendering him unable to get to his social media accounts. “By the time I got back to my desk, the idea was gone. First my dog gets hit by a car then this, what a day!” Hubert shouted with fists to the air. Indeed, this will be one for the record book, yet it will be sadly forever missing from his Twitter timeline.
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