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After 20 minutes, man begins to accept that Justin Bieber may never tweet back

February 22, 2018 admin @justinbieber, #fakenews, Justin Bieber, music, twitter

ALBUQUERQUE, NM- “I’m totally devastated,” said Josh Pinkerton as he stared desperately at his computer. It was nearly twenty five

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Man horrified that witty thought forgotten before he could get to Twitter

January 29, 2018February 2, 2018 admin #fakenews, embarassment, tweet, twitter

WILMINGTON, DE – His head collapsed into his hands as Hubert Rockston sobbed uselessly. Around lunch time today, he had the most

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GOP seeks to swap 1st and 2nd amendment to better reflect their priorities

January 24, 2018 admin Comments Off on GOP seeks to swap 1st and 2nd amendment to better reflect their priorities

WASHINGTON, DC- In a surprise move, several Republican Congressmen are working to draft legislation that would change the US Constitution

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Politics Technology

Study: Having more than 500 friends on Facebook makes you a socialist

January 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on Study: Having more than 500 friends on Facebook makes you a socialist

Entertainment Lifestyle Technology

Man horrified that witty thought forgotten before he could get to Twitter

January 29, 2018 admin Comments Off on Man horrified that witty thought forgotten before he could get to Twitter

Environment Health Lifestyle

Epidemic of stoned squirrels plaguing California suburbs

February 14, 2018 admin Comments Off on Epidemic of stoned squirrels plaguing California suburbs

WALNUT CREEK, CA- Not everyone in California is coping well with legal recreational marijuana. The state spent years studying the

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Parents enraged as child struggles to speak Spanish following two week Dora marathon

January 29, 2018 admin Comments Off on Parents enraged as child struggles to speak Spanish following two week Dora marathon

Environment Politics

Obama returns to unveil “chill pill” as humanity’s best hope against global warming

January 30, 2018 admin Comments Off on Obama returns to unveil “chill pill” as humanity’s best hope against global warming

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