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After 20 minutes, man begins to accept that Justin Bieber may never tweet back

February 22, 2018 admin @justinbieber, #fakenews, Justin Bieber, music, twitter

ALBUQUERQUE, NM- “I’m totally devastated,” said Josh Pinkerton as he stared desperately at his computer. It was nearly twenty five

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Man horrified that witty thought forgotten before he could get to Twitter

January 29, 2018February 2, 2018 admin #fakenews, embarassment, tweet, twitter

WILMINGTON, DE – His head collapsed into his hands as Hubert Rockston sobbed uselessly. Around lunch time today, he had the most

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Madonna’s only regret when looking back on epic career: modesty

February 17, 2018 admin Comments Off on Madonna’s only regret when looking back on epic career: modesty

LOS ANGELES, CA- The material girl is only a few months away from 60 and is taking time to reflect

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Scientists: Best way to curb youth drug abuse is make all prescriptions suppositories

January 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on Scientists: Best way to curb youth drug abuse is make all prescriptions suppositories

Bayonet manufacturers giddy as calls for new US Civil War grow louder

February 16, 2018 admin Comments Off on Bayonet manufacturers giddy as calls for new US Civil War grow louder

Coworkers very suspicious of white guy who speaks Mandarin fluently

February 27, 2018 admin Comments Off on Coworkers very suspicious of white guy who speaks Mandarin fluently

PHOENIX, AZ- “I was sitting in my cube and then, all of a sudden, I heard him talking in perfect

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Six years into marriage, Kathy realizes Fred faking sense of humor

January 29, 2018 admin Comments Off on Six years into marriage, Kathy realizes Fred faking sense of humor

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Study: AutoCorrect responsible for break-up of 32,000 couples annually

January 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on Study: AutoCorrect responsible for break-up of 32,000 couples annually

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