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After 20 minutes, man begins to accept that Justin Bieber may never tweet back

February 22, 2018 admin @justinbieber, #fakenews, Justin Bieber, music, twitter

ALBUQUERQUE, NM- “I’m totally devastated,” said Josh Pinkerton as he stared desperately at his computer. It was nearly twenty five

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Man horrified that witty thought forgotten before he could get to Twitter

January 29, 2018February 2, 2018 admin #fakenews, embarassment, tweet, twitter

WILMINGTON, DE – His head collapsed into his hands as Hubert Rockston sobbed uselessly. Around lunch time today, he had the most

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Crowd stunned as Amtrak train arrives safely, on time

February 16, 2018 admin Comments Off on Crowd stunned as Amtrak train arrives safely, on time

NEW YORK, NY- “Shocked… just completely stunned,” was the reaction from one woman from the Upper East Side as she

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New FBI memo sheds light on Punxsutawney Phil conflicts of interest

February 2, 2018 admin Comments Off on New FBI memo sheds light on Punxsutawney Phil conflicts of interest

Man recently witnessed buying Valentine’s Day flowers is so screwed

February 28, 2018 admin Comments Off on Man recently witnessed buying Valentine’s Day flowers is so screwed

GOP seeks to swap 1st and 2nd amendment to better reflect their priorities

January 24, 2018 admin Comments Off on GOP seeks to swap 1st and 2nd amendment to better reflect their priorities

WASHINGTON, DC- In a surprise move, several Republican Congressmen are working to draft legislation that would change the US Constitution

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BREAKING: Ted Cruz releases small whimper of a fart, his first since 2008

February 26, 2018 admin Comments Off on BREAKING: Ted Cruz releases small whimper of a fart, his first since 2008

US Weekly and The Economist collaboration off to shaky start

February 7, 2018 admin Comments Off on US Weekly and The Economist collaboration off to shaky start

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