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After 20 minutes, man begins to accept that Justin Bieber may never tweet back

February 22, 2018 admin @justinbieber, #fakenews, Justin Bieber, music, twitter

ALBUQUERQUE, NM- “I’m totally devastated,” said Josh Pinkerton as he stared desperately at his computer. It was nearly twenty five

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Man horrified that witty thought forgotten before he could get to Twitter

January 29, 2018February 2, 2018 admin #fakenews, embarassment, tweet, twitter

WILMINGTON, DE – His head collapsed into his hands as Hubert Rockston sobbed uselessly. Around lunch time today, he had the most

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Alexa offline for two hours in silent protest over barrage of crude questions

February 24, 2018 admin Comments Off on Alexa offline for two hours in silent protest over barrage of crude questions

SEATTLE, WA- Amazon is reporting that Alexa is back online and working as expected. The announcement follows two frantic hours

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Scientists: Best way to curb youth drug abuse is make all prescriptions suppositories

January 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on Scientists: Best way to curb youth drug abuse is make all prescriptions suppositories

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Cleaning up after your dog, neighborly or liberal hoax?

February 7, 2018 admin Comments Off on Cleaning up after your dog, neighborly or liberal hoax?

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Obama returns to unveil “chill pill” as humanity’s best hope against global warming

January 30, 2018 admin Comments Off on Obama returns to unveil “chill pill” as humanity’s best hope against global warming

WASHINGTON- In a rare public appearance earlier today, former President Obama made a bold new announcement and shocked much of

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Man recently witnessed buying Valentine’s Day flowers is so screwed

February 28, 2018 admin Comments Off on Man recently witnessed buying Valentine’s Day flowers is so screwed

Chocolate makers botch Valentine’s Day with ill-conceived product lines

February 14, 2018 admin Comments Off on Chocolate makers botch Valentine’s Day with ill-conceived product lines

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