After 20 minutes, man begins to accept that Justin Bieber may never tweet back

ALBUQUERQUE, NM- “I’m totally devastated,” said Josh Pinkerton as he stared desperately at his computer. It was nearly twenty five

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Man horrified that witty thought forgotten before he could get to Twitter

WILMINGTON, DE – His head collapsed into his hands as Hubert Rockston sobbed uselessly. Around lunch time today, he had the most

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