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After 20 minutes, man begins to accept that Justin Bieber may never tweet back

February 22, 2018 admin @justinbieber, #fakenews, Justin Bieber, music, twitter

ALBUQUERQUE, NM- “I’m totally devastated,” said Josh Pinkerton as he stared desperately at his computer. It was nearly twenty five

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Man horrified that witty thought forgotten before he could get to Twitter

January 29, 2018February 2, 2018 admin #fakenews, embarassment, tweet, twitter

WILMINGTON, DE – His head collapsed into his hands as Hubert Rockston sobbed uselessly. Around lunch time today, he had the most

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Stay at home dad too literal; watches helplessly as kids play outside

January 24, 2018 admin Comments Off on Stay at home dad too literal; watches helplessly as kids play outside

“It was a fairly normal Tuesday. Then, out of nowhere, my two children make a break for the backyard door and run towards the swing set. I felt so helpless.”

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Scientists expect cooling trend to persist for months, then give way to warmer weather

February 1, 2018 admin Comments Off on Scientists expect cooling trend to persist for months, then give way to warmer weather

Only 8 sucker-punched in relatively peaceful Philly morning commute

February 5, 2018 admin Comments Off on Only 8 sucker-punched in relatively peaceful Philly morning commute

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Obama returns to unveil “chill pill” as humanity’s best hope against global warming

January 30, 2018 admin Comments Off on Obama returns to unveil “chill pill” as humanity’s best hope against global warming

WASHINGTON- In a rare public appearance earlier today, former President Obama made a bold new announcement and shocked much of

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Parents enraged as child struggles to speak Spanish following two week Dora marathon

January 29, 2018 admin Comments Off on Parents enraged as child struggles to speak Spanish following two week Dora marathon

Lifestyle Technology

Study: AutoCorrect responsible for break-up of 32,000 couples annually

January 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on Study: AutoCorrect responsible for break-up of 32,000 couples annually

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