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After 20 minutes, man begins to accept that Justin Bieber may never tweet back

February 22, 2018 admin @justinbieber, #fakenews, Justin Bieber, music, twitter

ALBUQUERQUE, NM- “I’m totally devastated,” said Josh Pinkerton as he stared desperately at his computer. It was nearly twenty five

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Man horrified that witty thought forgotten before he could get to Twitter

January 29, 2018February 2, 2018 admin #fakenews, embarassment, tweet, twitter

WILMINGTON, DE – His head collapsed into his hands as Hubert Rockston sobbed uselessly. Around lunch time today, he had the most

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Mystery solved: 380 million bagel holes swirling in Pacific Ocean

February 12, 2018 admin Comments Off on Mystery solved: 380 million bagel holes swirling in Pacific Ocean

PACIFIC OCEAN- Anyone who has ever bitten into a bagel and wondered where the center went can finally rest easier.

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Doe not remotely surprised to catch boyfriend shagging Bigfoot

February 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on Doe not remotely surprised to catch boyfriend shagging Bigfoot

Lifestyle Politics

In addition to teachers who else should we be arming? (Part 2: Real Estate Agent)

February 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on In addition to teachers who else should we be arming? (Part 2: Real Estate Agent)

Health Lifestyle

Woman realizes cold air not causing shrinkage, boyfriend always had a small penis

February 24, 2018 admin Comments Off on Woman realizes cold air not causing shrinkage, boyfriend always had a small penis

BUNKUM, NC: Sarah Armstrong brushed off a few early views of her boyfriend’s unit as effected by the cold winter

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Entertainment Health

“Tapeworm Buddy” is latest weight loss craze among celebrity crowd

January 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on “Tapeworm Buddy” is latest weight loss craze among celebrity crowd

Crowd stunned as Amtrak train arrives safely, on time

February 16, 2018 admin Comments Off on Crowd stunned as Amtrak train arrives safely, on time

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