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Man horrified that witty thought forgotten before he could get to Twitter

January 29, 2018February 2, 2018 admin #fakenews, embarassment, tweet, twitter

WILMINGTON, DE – His head collapsed into his hands as Hubert Rockston sobbed uselessly. Around lunch time today, he had the most

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Proving limits to his philanthropy, Zuckerberg will keep flying unicorn

January 30, 2018 admin Comments Off on Proving limits to his philanthropy, Zuckerberg will keep flying unicorn

In a single announcement, Mark Zuckerberg secured his spot near the top of the most generous philanthropists of all time.

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“Flatulent Extractor” is latest in surprising string of updates for Tesla Model S

January 30, 2018 admin Comments Off on “Flatulent Extractor” is latest in surprising string of updates for Tesla Model S

Madonna’s only regret when looking back on epic career: modesty

February 17, 2018 admin Comments Off on Madonna’s only regret when looking back on epic career: modesty

Stephen Colbert shocked to learn the “t” in his last name isn’t silent

January 29, 2018 admin Comments Off on Stephen Colbert shocked to learn the “t” in his last name isn’t silent

MONTCLAIR, NJ- In a stunning revelation, it appears Stephen Colbert isn’t really the Colbert he claims to be. Newly released

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In addition to teachers who else should we be arming? (Part 1: Yoga Instructors)

February 22, 2018 admin Comments Off on In addition to teachers who else should we be arming? (Part 1: Yoga Instructors)

Pelosi shames man for skipping morning tai chi session at CA Dem Convention

February 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on Pelosi shames man for skipping morning tai chi session at CA Dem Convention

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