Olympics begin: only 9 months until new batch of freakishly athletic babies

PYEONGCHANG, SOUTH KOREA- The Olympics have officially kicked off bringing much celebration and fanfare to the world. The international athletic

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Only 8 sucker-punched in relatively peaceful Philly morning commute

PHILADELPHIA, PA- City officials and long-time citizens were overwhelmed with shock as Philadelphia completed a historically peaceful morning commute.  “We

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