Man recently witnessed buying Valentine’s Day flowers is so screwed

SAN FRANCISCO, CA- An older gentleman was seen buying flowers in a convenience store earlier today. When asked about the

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Woman realizes cold air not causing shrinkage, boyfriend always had a small penis

BUNKUM, NC: Sarah Armstrong brushed off a few early views of her boyfriend’s unit as effected by the cold winter

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Chocolate makers botch Valentine’s Day with ill-conceived product lines

HERSHEY, PA- There are few gifts quite as iconic as a heart-shaped box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day. However, slumping

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Six years into marriage, Kathy realizes Fred faking sense of humor

LITTLE ROCK, AR- Initially she thought he was so funny with just the right line at the right moment. But

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Study: AutoCorrect responsible for break-up of 32,000 couples annually

REDMOND, WA- We have all experienced the frustration of trying to quickly type a message on our phone only to

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