Expert: When your dog starts talking, it’s probably time to drink less

GARLAND, TX- A new report from the Center of Canine Studies reconfirmed the long-held belief that dogs cannot talk. This

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Madonna’s only regret when looking back on epic career: modesty

LOS ANGELES, CA- The material girl is only a few months away from 60 and is taking time to reflect

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Bayonet manufacturers giddy as calls for new US Civil War grow louder

GETTYSBURG, PA- The rift in the United States appears to be reaching a boiling point. With approval ratings at historic

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Crowd stunned as Amtrak train arrives safely, on time

NEW YORK, NY- “Shocked… just completely stunned,” was the reaction from one woman from the Upper East Side as she

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Epidemic of stoned squirrels plaguing California suburbs

WALNUT CREEK, CA- Not everyone in California is coping well with legal recreational marijuana. The state spent years studying the

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Olympics begin: only 9 months until new batch of freakishly athletic babies

PYEONGCHANG, SOUTH KOREA- The Olympics have officially kicked off bringing much celebration and fanfare to the world. The international athletic

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Chocolate makers botch Valentine’s Day with ill-conceived product lines

HERSHEY, PA- There are few gifts quite as iconic as a heart-shaped box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day. However, slumping

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Mystery solved: 380 million bagel holes swirling in Pacific Ocean

PACIFIC OCEAN- Anyone who has ever bitten into a bagel and wondered where the center went can finally rest easier.

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US Weekly and The Economist collaboration off to shaky start

NEW YORK, NY- Many suspected there would be challenges when US Weekly and The Economist launched a joint venture earlier

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Cleaning up after your dog, neighborly or liberal hoax?

ORLANDO, FL- “It wasn’t always this way,” recalls 85 year old Elda Neaderman. She sits back in her chair, takes

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