BREAKING: Ted Cruz releases small whimper of a fart, his first since 2008

DES MOINES, IA- After finishing a passionate rally with supporters in Iowa, Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) inadvertently let a small

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Alexa offline for two hours in silent protest over barrage of crude questions

SEATTLE, WA- Amazon is reporting that Alexa is back online and working as expected. The announcement follows two frantic hours

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Woman realizes cold air not causing shrinkage, boyfriend always had a small penis

BUNKUM, NC: Sarah Armstrong brushed off a few early views of her boyfriend’s unit as effected by the cold winter

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Doe not remotely surprised to catch boyfriend shagging Bigfoot

WHITEFISH, MT- She always knew he had a secret. So, it came as no surprise when this Doe returned early

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Pelosi shames man for skipping morning tai chi session at CA Dem Convention

SAN DIEGO, CA- The 2018 Democratic Convention got off to an uncomfortable start in San Diego. Nancy Pelosi took to

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In addition to teachers who else should we be arming? (Part 2: Real Estate Agent)

CHICAGO, IL- In the wake of yet another school shooting, President Trump called for arming some teachers. The intriguing idea has

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Woman’s hike to mountain crest causes her to rethink flat Earth beliefs

BOULDER, CO- Sharon Davlerson received the shock of her life after hiking a nearby trail.  The mountain crest trail took

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After 20 minutes, man begins to accept that Justin Bieber may never tweet back

ALBUQUERQUE, NM- “I’m totally devastated,” said Josh Pinkerton as he stared desperately at his computer. It was nearly twenty five

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In addition to teachers who else should we be arming? (Part 1: Yoga Instructors)

CHICAGO, IL- In the wake of yet another school shooting, President Trump called for arming some teachers. The intriguing idea has

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Stock rally forces Gen Xer to get creative with plan to squander inheritance

CANTON, OH- Sally Fernandez always knew that her aging parents nest egg would become her inheritance when they passed along.

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