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Man horrified that witty thought forgotten before he could get to Twitter

January 29, 2018February 2, 2018 admin #fakenews, embarassment, tweet, twitter

WILMINGTON, DE – His head collapsed into his hands as Hubert Rockston sobbed uselessly. Around lunch time today, he had the most

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Bayonet manufacturers giddy as calls for new US Civil War grow louder

February 16, 2018 admin Comments Off on Bayonet manufacturers giddy as calls for new US Civil War grow louder

GETTYSBURG, PA- The rift in the United States appears to be reaching a boiling point. With approval ratings at historic

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Expert: When your dog starts talking, it’s probably time to drink less

February 18, 2018 admin Comments Off on Expert: When your dog starts talking, it’s probably time to drink less

Coworkers very suspicious of white guy who speaks Mandarin fluently

February 27, 2018 admin Comments Off on Coworkers very suspicious of white guy who speaks Mandarin fluently

Mystery solved: 380 million bagel holes swirling in Pacific Ocean

February 12, 2018 admin Comments Off on Mystery solved: 380 million bagel holes swirling in Pacific Ocean

PACIFIC OCEAN- Anyone who has ever bitten into a bagel and wondered where the center went can finally rest easier.

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Stephen Colbert shocked to learn the “t” in his last name isn’t silent

January 29, 2018 admin Comments Off on Stephen Colbert shocked to learn the “t” in his last name isn’t silent

Man’s $2,000 Etch A Sketch masterpiece ruined after ground shipping snafu

January 29, 2018 admin Comments Off on Man’s $2,000 Etch A Sketch masterpiece ruined after ground shipping snafu

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