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Man horrified that witty thought forgotten before he could get to Twitter

January 29, 2018February 2, 2018 admin #fakenews, embarassment, tweet, twitter

WILMINGTON, DE – His head collapsed into his hands as Hubert Rockston sobbed uselessly. Around lunch time today, he had the most

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Mystery solved: 380 million bagel holes swirling in Pacific Ocean

February 12, 2018 admin Comments Off on Mystery solved: 380 million bagel holes swirling in Pacific Ocean

PACIFIC OCEAN- Anyone who has ever bitten into a bagel and wondered where the center went can finally rest easier.

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Epidemic of stoned squirrels plaguing California suburbs

February 14, 2018 admin Comments Off on Epidemic of stoned squirrels plaguing California suburbs

Scientists expect cooling trend to persist for months, then give way to warmer weather

February 1, 2018 admin Comments Off on Scientists expect cooling trend to persist for months, then give way to warmer weather

Scientists: Best way to curb youth drug abuse is make all prescriptions suppositories

January 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on Scientists: Best way to curb youth drug abuse is make all prescriptions suppositories

WILMINGTON- Working hard to address a rise in teen addiction and abuse of prescription drugs, scientists believe they have finally

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Alexa offline for two hours in silent protest over barrage of crude questions

February 24, 2018 admin Comments Off on Alexa offline for two hours in silent protest over barrage of crude questions

Health Lifestyle

Woman realizes cold air not causing shrinkage, boyfriend always had a small penis

February 24, 2018 admin Comments Off on Woman realizes cold air not causing shrinkage, boyfriend always had a small penis

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