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Entertainment Lifestyle Technology 

Man horrified that witty thought forgotten before he could get to Twitter

January 29, 2018February 2, 2018 admin #fakenews, embarassment, tweet, twitter

WILMINGTON, DE – His head collapsed into his hands as Hubert Rockston sobbed uselessly. Around lunch time today, he had the most

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Epidemic of stoned squirrels plaguing California suburbs
Environment Health Lifestyle 

Epidemic of stoned squirrels plaguing California suburbs

February 14, 2018 admin Comments Off on Epidemic of stoned squirrels plaguing California suburbs

WALNUT CREEK, CA- Not everyone in California is coping well with legal recreational marijuana. The state spent years studying the

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Common public speaking technique increases sexual deviance
Health 

Common public speaking technique increases sexual deviance

January 24, 2018 admin Comments Off on Common public speaking technique increases sexual deviance
BREAKING: Ted Cruz releases small whimper of a fart, his first since 2008
Politics 

BREAKING: Ted Cruz releases small whimper of a fart, his first since 2008

February 26, 2018 admin Comments Off on BREAKING: Ted Cruz releases small whimper of a fart, his first since 2008
Coworkers very suspicious of white guy who speaks Mandarin fluently
Lifestyle 

Coworkers very suspicious of white guy who speaks Mandarin fluently

February 27, 2018 admin Comments Off on Coworkers very suspicious of white guy who speaks Mandarin fluently

PHOENIX, AZ- “I was sitting in my cube and then, all of a sudden, I heard him talking in perfect

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Man horrified that witty thought forgotten before he could get to Twitter
Entertainment Lifestyle Technology 

Man horrified that witty thought forgotten before he could get to Twitter

January 29, 2018 admin Comments Off on Man horrified that witty thought forgotten before he could get to Twitter
“Tapeworm Buddy” is latest weight loss craze among celebrity crowd
Entertainment Health 

“Tapeworm Buddy” is latest weight loss craze among celebrity crowd

January 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on “Tapeworm Buddy” is latest weight loss craze among celebrity crowd
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