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Man horrified that witty thought forgotten before he could get to Twitter

January 29, 2018February 2, 2018 admin #fakenews, embarassment, tweet, twitter

WILMINGTON, DE – His head collapsed into his hands as Hubert Rockston sobbed uselessly. Around lunch time today, he had the most

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“Flatulent Extractor” is latest in surprising string of updates for Tesla Model S

January 30, 2018 admin Comments Off on “Flatulent Extractor” is latest in surprising string of updates for Tesla Model S

PALO ALTO, CA- Tesla Motors announced what is arguably their boldest update for Model S owners – the “flatulent extractor” feature.

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Crowd stunned as Amtrak train arrives safely, on time

February 16, 2018 admin Comments Off on Crowd stunned as Amtrak train arrives safely, on time

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Study: AutoCorrect responsible for break-up of 32,000 couples annually

January 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on Study: AutoCorrect responsible for break-up of 32,000 couples annually

Coworkers very suspicious of white guy who speaks Mandarin fluently

February 27, 2018 admin Comments Off on Coworkers very suspicious of white guy who speaks Mandarin fluently

PHOENIX, AZ- “I was sitting in my cube and then, all of a sudden, I heard him talking in perfect

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Proving limits to his philanthropy, Zuckerberg will keep flying unicorn

January 30, 2018 admin Comments Off on Proving limits to his philanthropy, Zuckerberg will keep flying unicorn

Man recently witnessed buying Valentine’s Day flowers is so screwed

February 28, 2018 admin Comments Off on Man recently witnessed buying Valentine’s Day flowers is so screwed

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