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Man horrified that witty thought forgotten before he could get to Twitter

January 29, 2018February 2, 2018 admin #fakenews, embarassment, tweet, twitter

WILMINGTON, DE – His head collapsed into his hands as Hubert Rockston sobbed uselessly. Around lunch time today, he had the most

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Mystery solved: 380 million bagel holes swirling in Pacific Ocean

February 12, 2018 admin Comments Off on Mystery solved: 380 million bagel holes swirling in Pacific Ocean

PACIFIC OCEAN- Anyone who has ever bitten into a bagel and wondered where the center went can finally rest easier.

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Scientists: Best way to curb youth drug abuse is make all prescriptions suppositories

January 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on Scientists: Best way to curb youth drug abuse is make all prescriptions suppositories

GOP seeks to swap 1st and 2nd amendment to better reflect their priorities

January 24, 2018 admin Comments Off on GOP seeks to swap 1st and 2nd amendment to better reflect their priorities

Nearly 4% of Trader Joe’s profit from groceries you crushed while bagging

January 29, 2018 admin Comments Off on Nearly 4% of Trader Joe’s profit from groceries you crushed while bagging

MONROVIA, CA- What seems like an innocuous act is actually driving big bucks for your neighborhood grocery store. In a leaked memo,

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BREAKING: Ted Cruz releases small whimper of a fart, his first since 2008

February 26, 2018 admin Comments Off on BREAKING: Ted Cruz releases small whimper of a fart, his first since 2008

Leaves fall, panic spreads that sky might be next

January 25, 2018 admin Comments Off on Leaves fall, panic spreads that sky might be next

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