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Expert: When your dog starts talking, it’s probably time to drink less

February 18, 2018February 16, 2018 admin #fakenews, alcohol, dogs, drinking, pets, science

GARLAND, TX- A new report from the Center of Canine Studies reconfirmed the long-held belief that dogs cannot talk. This

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Stephen Colbert shocked to learn the “t” in his last name isn’t silent

January 29, 2018 admin Comments Off on Stephen Colbert shocked to learn the “t” in his last name isn’t silent

MONTCLAIR, NJ- In a stunning revelation, it appears Stephen Colbert isn’t really the Colbert he claims to be. Newly released

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Crowd stunned as Amtrak train arrives safely, on time

February 16, 2018 admin Comments Off on Crowd stunned as Amtrak train arrives safely, on time

Stock rally forces Gen Xer to get creative with plan to squander inheritance

February 20, 2018 admin Comments Off on Stock rally forces Gen Xer to get creative with plan to squander inheritance

Man recently witnessed buying Valentine’s Day flowers is so screwed

February 28, 2018 admin Comments Off on Man recently witnessed buying Valentine’s Day flowers is so screwed

SAN FRANCISCO, CA- An older gentleman was seen buying flowers in a convenience store earlier today. When asked about the

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Mystery solved: 380 million bagel holes swirling in Pacific Ocean

February 12, 2018 admin Comments Off on Mystery solved: 380 million bagel holes swirling in Pacific Ocean

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Cleaning up after your dog, neighborly or liberal hoax?

February 7, 2018 admin Comments Off on Cleaning up after your dog, neighborly or liberal hoax?

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