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Health Lifestyle 

Expert: When your dog starts talking, it’s probably time to drink less

February 18, 2018February 16, 2018 admin #fakenews, alcohol, dogs, drinking, pets, science

GARLAND, TX- A new report from the Center of Canine Studies reconfirmed the long-held belief that dogs cannot talk. This

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Kid from “Charlie bit my finger” video grows to be full blown cannibal
Entertainment Technology 

Kid from “Charlie bit my finger” video grows to be full blown cannibal

January 29, 2018 admin Comments Off on Kid from “Charlie bit my finger” video grows to be full blown cannibal

News broke today that the child in the hugely successful YouTube video “Charlie bit my finger” is likely walking among us

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“Fear” once again tops list of things American’s fear most
Lifestyle Politics 

“Fear” once again tops list of things American’s fear most

January 29, 2018 admin Comments Off on “Fear” once again tops list of things American’s fear most
Alexa offline for two hours in silent protest over barrage of crude questions
Technology 

Alexa offline for two hours in silent protest over barrage of crude questions

February 24, 2018 admin Comments Off on Alexa offline for two hours in silent protest over barrage of crude questions
Mystery solved: 380 million bagel holes swirling in Pacific Ocean
Environment 

Mystery solved: 380 million bagel holes swirling in Pacific Ocean

February 12, 2018 admin Comments Off on Mystery solved: 380 million bagel holes swirling in Pacific Ocean

PACIFIC OCEAN- Anyone who has ever bitten into a bagel and wondered where the center went can finally rest easier.

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Epidemic of stoned squirrels plaguing California suburbs
Environment Health Lifestyle 

Epidemic of stoned squirrels plaguing California suburbs

February 14, 2018 admin Comments Off on Epidemic of stoned squirrels plaguing California suburbs
Wall Street’s volatility is reminder of burden faced by filthy rich Americans
Lifestyle 

Wall Street’s volatility is reminder of burden faced by filthy rich Americans

February 6, 2018 admin Comments Off on Wall Street’s volatility is reminder of burden faced by filthy rich Americans
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