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Expert: When your dog starts talking, it’s probably time to drink less

February 18, 2018February 16, 2018 admin #fakenews, alcohol, dogs, drinking, pets, science

GARLAND, TX- A new report from the Center of Canine Studies reconfirmed the long-held belief that dogs cannot talk. This

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Health Lifestyle

Woman realizes cold air not causing shrinkage, boyfriend always had a small penis

February 24, 2018 admin Comments Off on Woman realizes cold air not causing shrinkage, boyfriend always had a small penis

BUNKUM, NC: Sarah Armstrong brushed off a few early views of her boyfriend’s unit as effected by the cold winter

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New FBI memo sheds light on Punxsutawney Phil conflicts of interest

February 2, 2018 admin Comments Off on New FBI memo sheds light on Punxsutawney Phil conflicts of interest

Nearly 4% of Trader Joe’s profit from groceries you crushed while bagging

January 29, 2018 admin Comments Off on Nearly 4% of Trader Joe’s profit from groceries you crushed while bagging

Lifestyle Politics

“Fear” once again tops list of things American’s fear most

January 29, 2018 admin Comments Off on “Fear” once again tops list of things American’s fear most

BOULDER, CO- For more than 80 years, American’s have misconstrued Franklin D. Roosevelt’s famous “we have nothing to fear but fear itself”

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Madonna’s only regret when looking back on epic career: modesty

February 17, 2018 admin Comments Off on Madonna’s only regret when looking back on epic career: modesty

Lifestyle Politics

In addition to teachers who else should we be arming? (Part 2: Real Estate Agent)

February 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on In addition to teachers who else should we be arming? (Part 2: Real Estate Agent)

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