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Expert: When your dog starts talking, it’s probably time to drink less

February 18, 2018February 16, 2018 admin #fakenews, alcohol, dogs, drinking, pets, science

GARLAND, TX- A new report from the Center of Canine Studies reconfirmed the long-held belief that dogs cannot talk. This

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Proving limits to his philanthropy, Zuckerberg will keep flying unicorn

January 30, 2018 admin Comments Off on Proving limits to his philanthropy, Zuckerberg will keep flying unicorn

In a single announcement, Mark Zuckerberg secured his spot near the top of the most generous philanthropists of all time.

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Pelosi shames man for skipping morning tai chi session at CA Dem Convention

February 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on Pelosi shames man for skipping morning tai chi session at CA Dem Convention

BREAKING: Ted Cruz releases small whimper of a fart, his first since 2008

February 26, 2018 admin Comments Off on BREAKING: Ted Cruz releases small whimper of a fart, his first since 2008

Alexa offline for two hours in silent protest over barrage of crude questions

February 24, 2018 admin Comments Off on Alexa offline for two hours in silent protest over barrage of crude questions

SEATTLE, WA- Amazon is reporting that Alexa is back online and working as expected. The announcement follows two frantic hours

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Madonna’s only regret when looking back on epic career: modesty

February 17, 2018 admin Comments Off on Madonna’s only regret when looking back on epic career: modesty

As carbon levels continue to rise, air promises to be fuel source of the future

February 2, 2018 admin Comments Off on As carbon levels continue to rise, air promises to be fuel source of the future

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