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Expert: When your dog starts talking, it’s probably time to drink less

February 18, 2018February 16, 2018 admin #fakenews, alcohol, dogs, drinking, pets, science

GARLAND, TX- A new report from the Center of Canine Studies reconfirmed the long-held belief that dogs cannot talk. This

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Stock rally forces Gen Xer to get creative with plan to squander inheritance

February 20, 2018 admin Comments Off on Stock rally forces Gen Xer to get creative with plan to squander inheritance

CANTON, OH- Sally Fernandez always knew that her aging parents nest egg would become her inheritance when they passed along.

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As carbon levels continue to rise, air promises to be fuel source of the future

February 2, 2018 admin Comments Off on As carbon levels continue to rise, air promises to be fuel source of the future

Health Lifestyle

Woman realizes cold air not causing shrinkage, boyfriend always had a small penis

February 24, 2018 admin Comments Off on Woman realizes cold air not causing shrinkage, boyfriend always had a small penis

Entertainment Health Lifestyle

Parents enraged as child struggles to speak Spanish following two week Dora marathon

January 29, 2018 admin Comments Off on Parents enraged as child struggles to speak Spanish following two week Dora marathon

DENVER, CO- Tim and Jennifer Hamilton thought they were doing the right thing. After years of struggling to find ways

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Lifestyle Politics

“Fear” once again tops list of things American’s fear most

January 29, 2018 admin Comments Off on “Fear” once again tops list of things American’s fear most

Environment Lifestyle Politics

Woman’s hike to mountain crest causes her to rethink flat Earth beliefs

February 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on Woman’s hike to mountain crest causes her to rethink flat Earth beliefs

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