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Obama returns to unveil “chill pill” as humanity’s best hope against global warming

January 30, 2018 admin Comments Off on Obama returns to unveil “chill pill” as humanity’s best hope against global warming

Epidemic of stoned squirrels plaguing California suburbs

February 14, 2018 admin Comments Off on Epidemic of stoned squirrels plaguing California suburbs

GOP seeks to swap 1st and 2nd amendment to better reflect their priorities

January 24, 2018 admin Comments Off on GOP seeks to swap 1st and 2nd amendment to better reflect their priorities
Common public speaking technique increases sexual deviance
Health 

Common public speaking technique increases sexual deviance

January 24, 2018 admin Comments Off on Common public speaking technique increases sexual deviance

For many people, public speaking is at the top of their most feared activities. To address these fears, it has

In addition to teachers who else should we be arming? (Part 2: Real Estate Agent)
Lifestyle Politics 

In addition to teachers who else should we be arming? (Part 2: Real Estate Agent)

February 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on In addition to teachers who else should we be arming? (Part 2: Real Estate Agent)
Study: Having more than 500 friends on Facebook makes you a socialist
Politics Technology 

Study: Having more than 500 friends on Facebook makes you a socialist

January 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on Study: Having more than 500 friends on Facebook makes you a socialist
GOP seeks to swap 1st and 2nd amendment to better reflect their priorities
Politics 

GOP seeks to swap 1st and 2nd amendment to better reflect their priorities

January 24, 2018 admin Comments Off on GOP seeks to swap 1st and 2nd amendment to better reflect their priorities

WASHINGTON, DC- In a surprise move, several Republican Congressmen are working to draft legislation that would change the US Constitution

Chocolate makers botch Valentine’s Day with ill-conceived product lines
Lifestyle 

Chocolate makers botch Valentine’s Day with ill-conceived product lines

February 14, 2018 admin Comments Off on Chocolate makers botch Valentine’s Day with ill-conceived product lines
Doe not remotely surprised to catch boyfriend shagging Bigfoot
Environment 

Doe not remotely surprised to catch boyfriend shagging Bigfoot

February 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on Doe not remotely surprised to catch boyfriend shagging Bigfoot
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