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Crowd stunned as Amtrak train arrives safely, on time

February 16, 2018 admin Comments Off on Crowd stunned as Amtrak train arrives safely, on time

Nearly 4% of Trader Joe’s profit from groceries you crushed while bagging

January 29, 2018 admin Comments Off on Nearly 4% of Trader Joe’s profit from groceries you crushed while bagging

Man’s $2,000 Etch A Sketch masterpiece ruined after ground shipping snafu

January 29, 2018 admin Comments Off on Man’s $2,000 Etch A Sketch masterpiece ruined after ground shipping snafu
Doe not remotely surprised to catch boyfriend shagging Bigfoot
Environment 

Doe not remotely surprised to catch boyfriend shagging Bigfoot

February 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on Doe not remotely surprised to catch boyfriend shagging Bigfoot

WHITEFISH, MT- She always knew he had a secret. So, it came as no surprise when this Doe returned early

Mystery solved: 380 million bagel holes swirling in Pacific Ocean
Environment 

Mystery solved: 380 million bagel holes swirling in Pacific Ocean

February 12, 2018 admin Comments Off on Mystery solved: 380 million bagel holes swirling in Pacific Ocean
Proving limits to his philanthropy, Zuckerberg will keep flying unicorn
Technology 

Proving limits to his philanthropy, Zuckerberg will keep flying unicorn

January 30, 2018 admin Comments Off on Proving limits to his philanthropy, Zuckerberg will keep flying unicorn
Woman realizes cold air not causing shrinkage, boyfriend always had a small penis
Health Lifestyle 

Woman realizes cold air not causing shrinkage, boyfriend always had a small penis

February 24, 2018 admin Comments Off on Woman realizes cold air not causing shrinkage, boyfriend always had a small penis

BUNKUM, NC: Sarah Armstrong brushed off a few early views of her boyfriend’s unit as effected by the cold winter

Stay at home dad too literal; watches helplessly as kids play outside
Lifestyle 

Stay at home dad too literal; watches helplessly as kids play outside

January 24, 2018 admin Comments Off on Stay at home dad too literal; watches helplessly as kids play outside
Madonna’s only regret when looking back on epic career: modesty
Entertainment 

Madonna’s only regret when looking back on epic career: modesty

February 17, 2018 admin Comments Off on Madonna’s only regret when looking back on epic career: modesty
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