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Study: AutoCorrect responsible for break-up of 32,000 couples annually

January 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on Study: AutoCorrect responsible for break-up of 32,000 couples annually

Doe not remotely surprised to catch boyfriend shagging Bigfoot

February 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on Doe not remotely surprised to catch boyfriend shagging Bigfoot

Only 8 sucker-punched in relatively peaceful Philly morning commute

February 5, 2018 admin Comments Off on Only 8 sucker-punched in relatively peaceful Philly morning commute
After 20 minutes, man begins to accept that Justin Bieber may never tweet back
Entertainment Lifestyle 

After 20 minutes, man begins to accept that Justin Bieber may never tweet back

February 22, 2018 admin Comments Off on After 20 minutes, man begins to accept that Justin Bieber may never tweet back

ALBUQUERQUE, NM- “I’m totally devastated,” said Josh Pinkerton as he stared desperately at his computer. It was nearly twenty five

NFL to shine light back on spinal injuries as concussion debate rages on
Entertainment Health 

NFL to shine light back on spinal injuries as concussion debate rages on

February 2, 2018 admin Comments Off on NFL to shine light back on spinal injuries as concussion debate rages on
Coworkers very suspicious of white guy who speaks Mandarin fluently
Lifestyle 

Coworkers very suspicious of white guy who speaks Mandarin fluently

February 27, 2018 admin Comments Off on Coworkers very suspicious of white guy who speaks Mandarin fluently
Cleaning up after your dog, neighborly or liberal hoax?
Lifestyle Politics 

Cleaning up after your dog, neighborly or liberal hoax?

February 7, 2018 admin Comments Off on Cleaning up after your dog, neighborly or liberal hoax?

ORLANDO, FL- “It wasn’t always this way,” recalls 85 year old Elda Neaderman. She sits back in her chair, takes

GOP seeks to swap 1st and 2nd amendment to better reflect their priorities
Politics 

GOP seeks to swap 1st and 2nd amendment to better reflect their priorities

January 24, 2018 admin Comments Off on GOP seeks to swap 1st and 2nd amendment to better reflect their priorities
Doe not remotely surprised to catch boyfriend shagging Bigfoot
Environment 

Doe not remotely surprised to catch boyfriend shagging Bigfoot

February 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on Doe not remotely surprised to catch boyfriend shagging Bigfoot
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