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In addition to teachers who else should we be arming? (Part 1: Yoga Instructors)

February 22, 2018 admin Comments Off on In addition to teachers who else should we be arming? (Part 1: Yoga Instructors)

“Tapeworm Buddy” is latest weight loss craze among celebrity crowd

January 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on “Tapeworm Buddy” is latest weight loss craze among celebrity crowd

As carbon levels continue to rise, air promises to be fuel source of the future

February 2, 2018 admin Comments Off on As carbon levels continue to rise, air promises to be fuel source of the future
GOP seeks to swap 1st and 2nd amendment to better reflect their priorities
Politics 

GOP seeks to swap 1st and 2nd amendment to better reflect their priorities

January 24, 2018 admin Comments Off on GOP seeks to swap 1st and 2nd amendment to better reflect their priorities

WASHINGTON, DC- In a surprise move, several Republican Congressmen are working to draft legislation that would change the US Constitution

Nearly 4% of Trader Joe’s profit from groceries you crushed while bagging
Lifestyle 

Nearly 4% of Trader Joe’s profit from groceries you crushed while bagging

January 29, 2018 admin Comments Off on Nearly 4% of Trader Joe’s profit from groceries you crushed while bagging
Proving limits to his philanthropy, Zuckerberg will keep flying unicorn
Technology 

Proving limits to his philanthropy, Zuckerberg will keep flying unicorn

January 30, 2018 admin Comments Off on Proving limits to his philanthropy, Zuckerberg will keep flying unicorn
Cleaning up after your dog, neighborly or liberal hoax?
Lifestyle Politics 

Cleaning up after your dog, neighborly or liberal hoax?

February 7, 2018 admin Comments Off on Cleaning up after your dog, neighborly or liberal hoax?

ORLANDO, FL- “It wasn’t always this way,” recalls 85 year old Elda Neaderman. She sits back in her chair, takes

Study: Having more than 500 friends on Facebook makes you a socialist
Politics Technology 

Study: Having more than 500 friends on Facebook makes you a socialist

January 23, 2018 admin Comments Off on Study: Having more than 500 friends on Facebook makes you a socialist
Crowd stunned as Amtrak train arrives safely, on time
Lifestyle 

Crowd stunned as Amtrak train arrives safely, on time

February 16, 2018 admin Comments Off on Crowd stunned as Amtrak train arrives safely, on time
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