Woman realizes cold air not causing shrinkage, boyfriend always had a small penis

BUNKUM, NC: Sarah Armstrong brushed off a few early views of her boyfriend’s unit as effected by the cold winter air. However, she was shocked at what she discovered while taking a weekend trip to Palm Springs. “The weather was warm,” she tells us, “and yet it was still small!” It appears, the case for shrinkage had shriveled, leaving her boyfriend dangling with just the most modest of tools. The horror.