Man’s $2,000 Etch A Sketch masterpiece ruined after ground shipping snafu

RENO, NV- It took Hubert Galltree three months to draw his masterpiece on an Etch A Sketch and only one day for it to be erased forever, along with a $2,000 payday. While in transit to a purchaser Hubert found on Ebay, the artwork apparently hit a turbulent patch of asphalt in the back of a big rig and was wiped away. “I packaged it really well,” Hubert tells us, “but I just didn’t think about potholes and things like that.” When asked what he’ll do now, Hubert said “I’m going to devote the rest of my life to improving our transportation infrastructure so this sort of thing doesn’t ever happen to anyone again.”