NORTHERN HEMISPHERE, EARTH- Backing up claims made by several kindergarten children, scientist working at the National Weather Institute have confirmed that cold weather will remain for a few more months and then eventually give way to a warming trend. “We expect this to be a fairly normal sequence of events that will repeat over the next millennium,” said one researcher. Only time will tell.
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