Doe not remotely surprised to catch boyfriend shagging Bigfoot

WHITEFISH, MT- She always knew he had a secret. So, it came as no surprise when this Doe returned early from a trip to the river only to find her boyfriend getting romantic with Bigfoot. Not amused, she shut down his attempts to explain. Putting the three month courtship behind her, she left to find berries and greener pastures. Good riddance.