LOS ANGELES, CA- The material girl is only a few months away from 60 and is taking time to reflect back on an her epic career. Her only regret appears to be a deep modesty that held her back from reaching her true potential. Rumors suggest Madonna had greater intentions for her 1992 book and originally preferred the name “I’m naked, you’re lucky” instead of the more modest name at the time of publication, “Sex.” This same source also suggested that it was the singer’s ambition to star in more sex tapes and to appear nude on “virtually every billboard in American.” It seems the star has fallen short, but the book is not closed on Madonna. The icon has shown time and again that she can reinvent herself; let’s not underestimate how much nudity and self-promotion is yet to come.
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