After 20 minutes, man begins to accept that Justin Bieber may never tweet back

ALBUQUERQUE, NM- “I’m totally devastated,” said Josh Pinkerton as he stared desperately at his computer. It was nearly twenty five minutes and still no response. It appeared that Justin Bieber would not be immediately responding to his random request for a “holla back.”  With over 105 million twitter followers – presumably some even real accounts – one could forgive the great Canadian popstar from not getting right back. Still, the news came as quite a shock to Josh. When asked why he was so desperate to get in touch with Justin he just looked back in utter disgust. “Really? Go listen to the song ‘What do you mean?’ and you’ll understand. The man’s a lyrical genius.”