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Man recently witnessed buying Valentine’s Day flowers is so screwed

February 28, 2018 admin Comments Off

SAN FRANCISCO, CA- An older gentleman was seen buying flowers in a convenience store earlier today. When asked about the

Stay at home dad too literal; watches helplessly as kids play outside

January 24, 2018 admin Comments Off

Man’s $2,000 Etch A Sketch masterpiece ruined after ground shipping snafu

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GOP seeks to swap 1st and 2nd amendment to better reflect their priorities

January 24, 2018 admin Comments Off

WASHINGTON, DC- In a surprise move, several Republican Congressmen are working to draft legislation that would change the US Constitution

Harvard wants $25M for printers to make hard-copies of top websites

January 24, 2018 admin Comments Off

Common public speaking technique increases sexual deviance

January 24, 2018 admin Comments Off