Alexa offline for two hours in silent protest over barrage of crude questions

SEATTLE, WA- Amazon is reporting that Alexa is back online and working as expected. The announcement follows two frantic hours

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Proving limits to his philanthropy, Zuckerberg will keep flying unicorn

In a single announcement, Mark Zuckerberg secured his spot near the top of the most generous philanthropists of all time.

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“Flatulent Extractor” is latest in surprising string of updates for Tesla Model S

PALO ALTO, CA- Tesla Motors announced what is arguably their boldest update for Model S owners – the “flatulent extractor” feature.

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Man horrified that witty thought forgotten before he could get to Twitter

WILMINGTON, DE – His head collapsed into his hands as Hubert Rockston sobbed uselessly. Around lunch time today, he had the most

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Kid from “Charlie bit my finger” video grows to be full blown cannibal

News broke today that the child in the hugely successful YouTube video “Charlie bit my finger” is likely walking among us

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Harvard wants $25M for printers to make hard-copies of top websites

CAMBRIDGE: Harvard University has long been known to take bold steps in advancing human knowledge but this time they may

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Study: Having more than 500 friends on Facebook makes you a socialist

MENLO PARK: Bernie Sanders’ popular rise in the national political spotlight during the 2016 presidential race gave new focus on

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Study: AutoCorrect responsible for break-up of 32,000 couples annually

REDMOND, WA- We have all experienced the frustration of trying to quickly type a message on our phone only to

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