BREAKING: Ted Cruz releases small whimper of a fart, his first since 2008
DES MOINES, IA- After finishing a passionate rally with supporters in Iowa, Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) inadvertently let a small
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Pelosi shames man for skipping morning tai chi session at CA Dem Convention
SAN DIEGO, CA- The 2018 Democratic Convention got off to an uncomfortable start in San Diego. Nancy Pelosi took to
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In addition to teachers who else should we be arming? (Part 2: Real Estate Agent)
CHICAGO, IL- In the wake of yet another school shooting, President Trump called for arming some teachers. The intriguing idea has
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Woman’s hike to mountain crest causes her to rethink flat Earth beliefs
BOULDER, CO- Sharon Davlerson received the shock of her life after hiking a nearby trail. The mountain crest trail took
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In addition to teachers who else should we be arming? (Part 1: Yoga Instructors)
CHICAGO, IL- In the wake of yet another school shooting, President Trump called for arming some teachers. The intriguing idea has
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Bayonet manufacturers giddy as calls for new US Civil War grow louder
GETTYSBURG, PA- The rift in the United States appears to be reaching a boiling point. With approval ratings at historic
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Cleaning up after your dog, neighborly or liberal hoax?
ORLANDO, FL- “It wasn’t always this way,” recalls 85 year old Elda Neaderman. She sits back in her chair, takes
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Paul Ryan points to working Mom’s fourth job as tax plan at work
WASHINGTON, DC- Trying to redirect from an earlier tweet catastrophe, Speaker Paul Ryan (r) is finding new ways to promote
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Obama returns to unveil “chill pill” as humanity’s best hope against global warming
WASHINGTON- In a rare public appearance earlier today, former President Obama made a bold new announcement and shocked much of
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“Fear” once again tops list of things American’s fear most
BOULDER, CO- For more than 80 years, American’s have misconstrued Franklin D. Roosevelt’s famous “we have nothing to fear but fear itself”
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