Epidemic of stoned squirrels plaguing California suburbs

WALNUT CREEK, CA- Not everyone in California is coping well with legal recreational marijuana. The state spent years studying the

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Olympics begin: only 9 months until new batch of freakishly athletic babies

PYEONGCHANG, SOUTH KOREA- The Olympics have officially kicked off bringing much celebration and fanfare to the world. The international athletic

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Chocolate makers botch Valentine’s Day with ill-conceived product lines

HERSHEY, PA- There are few gifts quite as iconic as a heart-shaped box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day. However, slumping

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US Weekly and The Economist collaboration off to shaky start

NEW YORK, NY- Many suspected there would be challenges when US Weekly and The Economist launched a joint venture earlier

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Cleaning up after your dog, neighborly or liberal hoax?

ORLANDO, FL- “It wasn’t always this way,” recalls 85 year old Elda Neaderman. She sits back in her chair, takes

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Wall Street’s volatility is reminder of burden faced by filthy rich Americans

MANHATTAN, NY- The stock market has been on a roller coaster so far this year. Just yesterday, the Dow Jones

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New FBI memo sheds light on Punxsutawney Phil conflicts of interest

PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA- The most famous groundhog in the world, Punsxutawney Phil, once again made his annual prediction this morning.  Emerging

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Man horrified that witty thought forgotten before he could get to Twitter

WILMINGTON, DE – His head collapsed into his hands as Hubert Rockston sobbed uselessly. Around lunch time today, he had the most

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In baffling display of ignorance, 64% of adults believe ‘Star Wars’ depicts historically accurate events

HOLLYWOOD, CA- In a surprising poll conducted over the weekend, we found that more than half of surveyed adults believe

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Six years into marriage, Kathy realizes Fred faking sense of humor

LITTLE ROCK, AR- Initially she thought he was so funny with just the right line at the right moment. But

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