Man recently witnessed buying Valentine’s Day flowers is so screwed

SAN FRANCISCO, CA- An older gentleman was seen buying flowers in a convenience store earlier today. When asked about the

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Coworkers very suspicious of white guy who speaks Mandarin fluently

PHOENIX, AZ- “I was sitting in my cube and then, all of a sudden, I heard him talking in perfect

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Woman realizes cold air not causing shrinkage, boyfriend always had a small penis

BUNKUM, NC: Sarah Armstrong brushed off a few early views of her boyfriend’s unit as effected by the cold winter

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In addition to teachers who else should we be arming? (Part 2: Real Estate Agent)

CHICAGO, IL- In the wake of yet another school shooting, President Trump called for arming some teachers. The intriguing idea has

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Woman’s hike to mountain crest causes her to rethink flat Earth beliefs

BOULDER, CO- Sharon Davlerson received the shock of her life after hiking a nearby trail.  The mountain crest trail took

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After 20 minutes, man begins to accept that Justin Bieber may never tweet back

ALBUQUERQUE, NM- “I’m totally devastated,” said Josh Pinkerton as he stared desperately at his computer. It was nearly twenty five

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In addition to teachers who else should we be arming? (Part 1: Yoga Instructors)

CHICAGO, IL- In the wake of yet another school shooting, President Trump called for arming some teachers. The intriguing idea has

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Stock rally forces Gen Xer to get creative with plan to squander inheritance

CANTON, OH- Sally Fernandez always knew that her aging parents nest egg would become her inheritance when they passed along.

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Expert: When your dog starts talking, it’s probably time to drink less

GARLAND, TX- A new report from the Center of Canine Studies reconfirmed the long-held belief that dogs cannot talk. This

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Crowd stunned as Amtrak train arrives safely, on time

NEW YORK, NY- “Shocked… just completely stunned,” was the reaction from one woman from the Upper East Side as she

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