Doe not remotely surprised to catch boyfriend shagging Bigfoot
WHITEFISH, MT- She always knew he had a secret. So, it came as no surprise when this Doe returned early
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Environment
Woman’s hike to mountain crest causes her to rethink flat Earth beliefs
BOULDER, CO- Sharon Davlerson received the shock of her life after hiking a nearby trail. The mountain crest trail took
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Epidemic of stoned squirrels plaguing California suburbs
WALNUT CREEK, CA- Not everyone in California is coping well with legal recreational marijuana. The state spent years studying the
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Mystery solved: 380 million bagel holes swirling in Pacific Ocean
PACIFIC OCEAN- Anyone who has ever bitten into a bagel and wondered where the center went can finally rest easier.
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As carbon levels continue to rise, air promises to be fuel source of the future
WASHINGTON- For the first time in several years, scientists have announced a positive result of global warming. It seems the carbon
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Scientists expect cooling trend to persist for months, then give way to warmer weather
NORTHERN HEMISPHERE, EARTH- Backing up claims made by several kindergarten children, scientist working at the National Weather Institute have confirmed
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Obama returns to unveil “chill pill” as humanity’s best hope against global warming
WASHINGTON- In a rare public appearance earlier today, former President Obama made a bold new announcement and shocked much of
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Leaves fall, panic spreads that sky might be next
SARATOGA SPRINGS- It’s an autumn ritual, but the shedding of leaves this year is causing some people to fear. It
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