After 20 minutes, man begins to accept that Justin Bieber may never tweet back
ALBUQUERQUE, NM- “I’m totally devastated,” said Josh Pinkerton as he stared desperately at his computer. It was nearly twenty five
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Madonna’s only regret when looking back on epic career: modesty
LOS ANGELES, CA- The material girl is only a few months away from 60 and is taking time to reflect
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Olympics begin: only 9 months until new batch of freakishly athletic babies
PYEONGCHANG, SOUTH KOREA- The Olympics have officially kicked off bringing much celebration and fanfare to the world. The international athletic
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Only 8 sucker-punched in relatively peaceful Philly morning commute
PHILADELPHIA, PA- City officials and long-time citizens were overwhelmed with shock as Philadelphia completed a historically peaceful morning commute. “We
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NFL to shine light back on spinal injuries as concussion debate rages on
MINNEAPOLIS- As fans gear up for Superbowl LII, a shadow looms tall over the NFL. The debate about concussion related
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Man horrified that witty thought forgotten before he could get to Twitter
WILMINGTON, DE – His head collapsed into his hands as Hubert Rockston sobbed uselessly. Around lunch time today, he had the most
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Kid from “Charlie bit my finger” video grows to be full blown cannibal
News broke today that the child in the hugely successful YouTube video “Charlie bit my finger” is likely walking among us
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Stephen Colbert shocked to learn the “t” in his last name isn’t silent
MONTCLAIR, NJ- In a stunning revelation, it appears Stephen Colbert isn’t really the Colbert he claims to be. Newly released
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In baffling display of ignorance, 64% of adults believe ‘Star Wars’ depicts historically accurate events
HOLLYWOOD, CA- In a surprising poll conducted over the weekend, we found that more than half of surveyed adults believe
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Parents enraged as child struggles to speak Spanish following two week Dora marathon
DENVER, CO- Tim and Jennifer Hamilton thought they were doing the right thing. After years of struggling to find ways
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