The Baloney Express produces fake news, satire, humor, comedy, and generally speaking, rubbish for worldwide consumption.

Our goal is to entertain but under no circumstances inform. Our writers are generally lesser intelligent individuals, who have too much time on their hands and lack the skills to contribute in more meaningful ways to society.

Our audience consists of way-above-average looking people, who are kind to animals, respect quality entertainment, and know when to hold ’em and when to fold ’em.

We hope people will enjoy what we offer and, if not, quietly go about their business. We respect that too.